tidus…

introducing my younger brother, cletus.

he is not like normal penguins. he’s dirty because he always runs off without telling anyone, and never washes himself. he gets into all kinds of mischief. just recently he was on trial for robbing an old man walking down the street.

cletus was never in my gang. we only started getting along once i retired. he still claims to have not taken over my one though, even though it’s obvious because of the members’ names. he brags about how well he’s doing financially… robbing people.

i hope he comes around and realises (like me) that robbing people is not an occupation.

to everyone who commented on my previous post:
thank you! i promise i will have more exciting adventures in the near future.